Vinny Gambini Movie Quotes & Lines – 31 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: May 25, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Vinny Gambini, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 You just keep on asking about Chinese food. Can't you tell they don't have Chinese restaurants around here?

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

2 Excuse me. You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

3 I apologize, sir, but, uh, this is how I dress.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

4 So that's all that happened to me today. I learned the hard way. Actually, it was a good learning experience for me.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

5 Oh, a counteroffer. That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer... We lawyers call that a counteroffer.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

6 What's this? You, uh, readin' this book? Do me a favor, okay? Don't read this book. Okay? Thank you very much.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

7 What do we call these big things? Trees. That's right. Don't be afraid. Just shout 'em right out when you know.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

8 I'm finished with this guy.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

9 I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

10 Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' _ed one way or the other.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

Vinny Gambini Movie Quotes & Lines – 31 Classics (+ Audio)

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