Vinny Gambini: 31 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Vinny Gambini, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 You just keep on asking about Chinese food. Can't you tell they don't have Chinese restaurants around here?

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

2 Excuse me. You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

3 I apologize, sir, but, uh, this is how I dress.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

4 So that's all that happened to me today. I learned the hard way. Actually, it was a good learning experience for me.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

5 Oh, a counteroffer. That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer... We lawyers call that a counteroffer.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

6 What's this? You, uh, readin' this book? Do me a favor, okay? Don't read this book. Okay? Thank you very much.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

7 What do we call these big things? Trees. That's right. Don't be afraid. Just shout 'em right out when you know.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

8 I'm finished with this guy.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

9 I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

10 Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' _ed one way or the other.

Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny