Joe Pesci Movie Quotes & Lines – 139 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Relive the best of Joe Pesci! Tap to hear high-quality sound clips of his most famous movie quotes. From Harry in Home Alone to Vinny Gambini, his best lines are all here.

21 I said, All right, I'll tell you something. Go _ your mother.

As Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

22 A million times I wanted to yell in his _in' ear: This is Las Vegas. We're supposed to be out here Robbin' you dumb _in' Hebe.

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

23 Where's my head? Where's your _in' balls?

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

24 You're _in' warned. Don't go over my head again, you mother_er, you!

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

25 You _ing varmint. Dance! Yahoo, you mother_er!

As Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

26 May I do the thinking, please? Thank you.

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

27 All kids, no parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

28 Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you.

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

29 I'm finished with this guy.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

30 Hiya, pal.

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York