117 Quotes by Joe Pesci (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: May 25, 2025

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11 So that's all that happened to me today. I learned the hard way. Actually, it was a good learning experience for me.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

12 Oh, a counteroffer. That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer... We lawyers call that a counteroffer.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

13 What's this? You, uh, readin' this book? Do me a favor, okay? Don't read this book. Okay? Thank you very much.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

14 What do we call these big things? Trees. That's right. Don't be afraid. Just shout 'em right out when you know.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

15 I cross my heart and hope to die.

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

16 I never made it to the 6th grade, kid, and it doesn't look like you're going to, either.

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

17 You know you're a lyin' lowlife, mother_in' gamblin' degenerate prick? You know that's what you are?

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

18 You did it again, didn't you? You left the water runnin', didn't you? What's wrong with you? Why you do that? I told you not to do it.

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)

19 I said, All right, I'll tell you something. Go _ your mother.

As Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

20 A million times I wanted to yell in his _in' ear: This is Las Vegas. We're supposed to be out here Robbin' you dumb _in' Hebe.

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

117 Quotes by Joe Pesci (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

11 So that's all that happened to me today. I learned the hard way. Actually, it was a good learning experience for me.

12 Oh, a counteroffer. That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer... We lawyers call that a counteroffer.

13 What's this? You, uh, readin' this book? Do me a favor, okay? Don't read this book. Okay? Thank you very much.

14 What do we call these big things? Trees. That's right. Don't be afraid. Just shout 'em right out when you know.

15 I cross my heart and hope to die.

16 I never made it to the 6th grade, kid, and it doesn't look like you're going to, either.

17 You know you're a lyin' lowlife, mother_in' gamblin' degenerate prick? You know that's what you are?

18 You did it again, didn't you? You left the water runnin', didn't you? What's wrong with you? Why you do that? I told you not to do it.

19 I said, All right, I'll tell you something. Go _ your mother.

20 A million times I wanted to yell in his _in' ear: This is Las Vegas. We're supposed to be out here Robbin' you dumb _in' Hebe.

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