Joe Pesci Movie Quotes & Lines – 139 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Feb 2, 2026

Relive the best of Joe Pesci! Tap to hear high-quality sound clips of his most famous movie quotes. From Harry in Home Alone to Vinny Gambini, his best lines are all here.

11 So that's all that happened to me today. I learned the hard way. Actually, it was a good learning experience for me.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

12 Oh, a counteroffer. That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer... We lawyers call that a counteroffer.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

13 What's this? You, uh, readin' this book? Do me a favor, okay? Don't read this book. Okay? Thank you very much.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

14 What do we call these big things? Trees. That's right. Don't be afraid. Just shout 'em right out when you know.

As Vinny Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

15 You have any men's shirts for men? -Have you tried the Army-Navy store?

As Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

16 Silver is down? Well, call the Lone Ranger. He'll cheer him up.

As Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

17 I cross my heart and hope to die.

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

18 I never made it to the 6th grade, kid, and it doesn't look like you're going to, either.

As Harry in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

19 You know you're a lyin' lowlife, mother_in' gamblin' degenerate prick? You know that's what you are?

As Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

20 You did it again, didn't you? You left the water runnin', didn't you? What's wrong with you? Why you do that? I told you not to do it.

As Harry in Home Alone (1990)