Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. You buy a hat like this, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

— Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield)

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9 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:18:32.984 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish, okay? Fine.

- Hey, kid, I'm Al Czervik. I'm playing with Drew Scott today and this is my guest, Mr. Wang. No offense.

- Oh, give me half a dozen of those Vulcan D-10s and set my friend up with the whole schmeer. You know, clubs, bags, shoes, gloves, shirt, pants.

- Hey! Orange balls! I'll have a box of those.

- Give me a box of those naked lady tees, and give me two of those, give me six of those.

- Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. You buy a hat like this, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

- Okay. Judge Smails, Smails III, Dr. Beeper and Bishop Pickering. Who wants it?

- Yeah, I'll do it. Right here.

- I'll take Smails if nobody wants him.

- Oh! Brown nose. Brown nose.

- Hey, this is ridiculous. Let me carry that one. No, I can do it.

- You sure?

- Yeah.

- Oh. Madonna with meatballs.

[...]

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