- Member? Are you kidding? You think I'd join this crummy snobatorium? Why, this whole place sucks!
- Su... Su... Su...
- That's right, it sucks. Only reason I'm here is maybe I'll buy it.

Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield)

9 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:10:17.653 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Hey, we're both starving. When do we eat, huh?

- You! You... You have worn out your welcome at Bushwood, sir.

- Is that so? Who made you pope of this dump, huh?

- Bushwood, a dump?

- Well, I'll guarantee you'll never be a member here.

- Member? Are you kidding? You think I'd join this crummy snobatorium? Why, this whole place sucks!

- Su... Su... Su...

- That's right, it sucks. Only reason I'm here is maybe I'll buy it.

- Buy Bushwood? You! You baboon! You beast!

- Okay, break it up. Break it up!

- I get no respect from anyone.

- Gentlemen, please, what's going on?

- He tried to choke me. You saw it.

[...]