13 Movie Quotes about Doughnuts (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Memorable quotes about doughnuts, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?

Quote from Wreck-It Ralph

2 Holy hole in a doughnut! What happened?

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)

3 My career is stuffing jelly into doughnuts.

Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

4 Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut.

Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury in Iron Man 2

5 The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote: A flute with no holes is not a flute and a doughnut with no hole is a Danish. He was a funny guy.

Chevy Chase as Ty Webb in Caddyshack (1980)

6 You haven't even tried doughnuts yet! You wanna store fat? That is the way to store some fat. You'll be sweatin' through the winter!

Bruce Willis as Rj in Over the Hedge

7 So many cops, you'd think they were giving away donuts.

Ernie Hudson as Sgt. Albrecht in The Crow (1994)

8 Who took the jam out of your doughnut?

Stephen Graham as Tommy in Snatch

9 You took the _ing jam out of my doughnut, Tommy. You did.

Jason Statham as Turkish in Snatch

10 No. I got a promotion today. Now I'm a jelly doughnut taster.

Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)