Alice Kramden: 40 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 Well, what did she think of me? -Well, she said you're the biggest thing on television.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

2 Being investigated is not the end of the world. You are not the first person who was ever investigated. -You're darn right, the jails are full of them.

Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows), Ed Norton (Art Carney) in The Honeymooners (1955)

3 Now, I know that this may sound like work to you, but it isn't. It's fun!

Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955)

4 What am I going to do with peanuts? -Eat 'em, like any other elephant.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

5 How are they gonna know I'm a Hurricane? -Just open your mouth.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

6 My career is stuffing jelly into doughnuts.

Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955)

7 Why don't you just let me make you comfortable here because you've been gone all day long, and I miss you something terrible, sweetums.

Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955)

8 The doctor gave him something to help his sleepwalking. -Yeah? What'd they give him, a pair of roller skates?

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

9 I hope we get that same tent we had last year. -That ought to be easy. Tell 'em we want the one with the snake in it.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

10 You are making a slight mistake. -Yeah. We're bigshots.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)