Jackie Gleason: 138 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Jackie Gleason, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Well, I'm telling you this, if they get anything out of me, it's not gonna be out of me that they get it.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

2 You're right. I can't learn to play golf in two days. It'd take me at least a week.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

3 Tonight, I am watching a movie, and if you dare to make a sound while the movie is on, I'll cut off your air supply!

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

4 Well, what did she think of me? -Well, she said you're the biggest thing on television.

5 What, are you crazy, or something? Only a maniac would buy that for 15 bucks... You wanna buy it?

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

6 Why would he say, 'Hey, fatso, get out of the way'? -I don't know. Maybe the phrase just fits.

7 For two days I had it, and I went with it, too. It came easy, and it went just as fast. And that's the way I'd be if I had it. Easy come, easy go.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

8 This is a maid? I thought maids had short skirts with white hats and black silk stockings.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

9 That's why I don't like to fight too much. I usually hurt someone real bad. Sometimes I even hurt myself.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

10 You know what your category is? Everything!

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)