Jackie Gleason: 138 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

Movie quotes delivered by Jackie Gleason, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

21 Why would he say, 'Hey, fatso, get out of the way'? -I don't know. Maybe the phrase just fits.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney) in The Honeymooners (1955)

22 You can't discourage me. I don't care if you got any confidence because I have enough confidence in me for the both of us.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

23 This is a maid? I thought maids had short skirts with white hats and black silk stockings.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

24 I just didn't know about these deductions. You know, for instance, there was the horse with the clock in its stomach. There was the skinny chicken. And there was the three-legged race at the Racoon picnic.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

25 What am I going to do with peanuts? -Eat 'em, like any other elephant.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

26 That's the fourth maid this week. -The fourth? I only remember three. -Oh, you didn't see one of them. She didn't even put on a uniform. She just walked in the bedroom, saw a mop, got scared and ran out of here.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

27 You're right. I can't learn to play golf in two days. It'd take me at least a week.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

28 What, are you crazy, or something? Only a maniac would buy that for 15 bucks... You wanna buy it?

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

29 I'm gonna count to five. And when I get to five, you'd better be out that door. Now I'm gonna count.

As Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

30 Say, look at how well he did that! -Oh! He was a good chalker for the first time. -Yeah!

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney) in The Honeymooners (1955)