I'm gonna count to five. And when I get to five, you'd better be out that door. Now I'm gonna count.

— Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason)

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7 seconds sound clip from The Honeymooners (1955) - The Worry Wart sitcom.

You can hear this line at 00:10:25.075 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.

Quote context

[...]

- When I finish with you, there'll be piccalilli all over Bensonhurst.

- Don't 'Ralph' me!

- What, are you sticking up for him?

- Don't you realize how serious this is? They're investigating me.

- Being investigated is not the end of the world. You are not the first person who was ever investigated.

- You're darn right, the jails are full of them.

- I'm gonna count to five. And when I get to five, you'd better be out that door. Now I'm gonna count.

- I'm not scared of you. If you could count, they wouldn't be investigating your taxes.

- Eight and five are thirteen... Thirteen and six are nineteen. Nineteen and two are twenty-one. Twenty-one and five are twenty-six...

- Ralph, will you come to bed? It is 2:00.

[...]

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