Alice Kramden: 40 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 4

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31 Now, look around you. We don't have any electric appliances. Do you want to know what our electric bill was last month? 39 cents.

Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955)

32 Oh... And look at those alabaster hands, how white and pure. -That's powdered sugar.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

33 This place looks like Washington's birthplace, or something. We gotta preserve it exactly as it was. You know what it looks like to me? It's more like Lincoln's birthplace.

Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955)

34 You men just think that you own this world. -Yeah, but you women get revenge. You marry us.

Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows), Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason) in The Honeymooners (1955)

35 And I'm left here to look at that ice box, that stove, that sink and these four walls. Well, I don't wanna look at that icebox, that stove, that sink and these four walls. I want to look at Liberace!

Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955)

36 The only thing that could push you is a bulldozer!

Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955)

37 I thought I was gonna kill myself laughing, watching her run away from that snake. Oh-oh. -How could you see me run? You were way ahead of me.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

38 Get my supper. -I'll be very happy to fix it for you, if only to prove that somebody in this family can fix something.

Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955)

39 I'm not giving you a cent. I am saving that money to buy furniture.

Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955)

40 You call this junk furniture?

Audrey Meadows in The Honeymooners (1955)