Let me tell you a little story. I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer. Could have gone pro. All he needed was a little time and some practice. He decided to go to college instead.

9 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:38:08.467 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- You beast, you savage. Come on, bark like a dog for me. Bark like a dog.

- I will teach you the meaning of the word respect.

- Mr. Webb, I just gotta win that caddy tournament.

- I owe it to my folks to get that scholarship.

- What do you wanna go to college for, Danny?

- I don't know.

- Let me tell you a little story. I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer. Could have gone pro. All he needed was a little time and some practice. He decided to go to college instead.

- He went for four years. Did pretty well. At the end of his four years, the last semester, he was kicked out. You know what for? He was night-putting. Just putting at night with the 15-year-old daughter of the dean.

- You know who that guy was, Danny?

- No.

- Take one good guess.

- Bob Hope.

- No, no. No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein.

- My roommate. He's a good guy.

- Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny.

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