Carl Spackler: 28 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Carl Spackler, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

21 How about a nice, cool drink, varmints?

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

22 Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

23 And he says, Oh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me. Which is nice.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

24 Do you know what the Lama says? -No. -Ganga galanga... Ganga, ganga la ganga.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

25 I'll fill your bagpipes with Wheatena.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

26 I'm an assistant greenskeeper, they say that doesn't mean anything, you know, until I'm the head greenskeeper.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

27 I invented my own kind of grass too. Did you know that? Look at this. This is registered. Carl Spackler bent.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

28 You're a little monkey woman. You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are you, huh?

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)