I'm an assistant greenskeeper, they say that doesn't mean anything, you know, until I'm the head greenskeeper.

— Carl Spackler (Bill Murray)

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4 seconds sound clip from the Caddyshack (1980) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:16:06.150 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Mind if I play through?

- Sure, go right ahead.

- What are you, getting in a late night or something?

- Yeah, I was just loosening up a bit.

- Was that your ball I heard rambling through? Yeah. Did you see my ball in here?

- Titleist?

- That's it.

- Yeah, it's right here.

- This your place, Carl?

- Yeah, what do you think?

- It's really... It's really awful.

- Well, I have a lot of things that are on order. You know, credit trouble.

- I'm an assistant greenskeeper, they say that doesn't mean anything, you know, until I'm the head greenskeeper.

- Can you give me a ruling on this?

- Sit down. Come on.

- No, I don't wanna stick to anything here.

- Here, take this thing off. This is dirty.

- Now, don't go to too much trouble, please.

[...]

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