Carl Spackler Movie Quotes & Lines – 28 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Carl Spackler, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 You're varmints. You're one of the lowest members of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

12 I guess it's just a matter now of pumping about 15000 gallons of water down there to teach you a little bit of a lesson. Is that it? I think it is!

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

13 Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man free to kill gophers at will.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

14 And a varmint will never quit. Ever. They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

15 Pay no attention to that bush moving around there by that tree. It's just a bush. Nothing even to look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

16 I smell varmint poontang and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

17 Freeze, gopher!

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

18 You beast, you savage. Come on, bark like a dog for me. Bark like a dog.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

19 Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Masters champion.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

20 I'm gonna use you two guys to do my dirty work for me.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)