Carl Spackler: 28 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Carl Spackler, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Masters champion.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

12 You beast, you savage. Come on, bark like a dog for me. Bark like a dog.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

13 Freeze, gopher!

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

14 I smell varmint poontang and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

15 Pay no attention to that bush moving around there by that tree. It's just a bush. Nothing even to look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

16 And a varmint will never quit. Ever. They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

17 Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man free to kill gophers at will.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

18 I guess it's just a matter now of pumping about 15000 gallons of water down there to teach you a little bit of a lesson. Is that it? I think it is!

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

19 You're varmints. You're one of the lowest members of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)

20 Scum, slime, menace to the golfing industry. You're a disgrace.

Bill Murray in Caddyshack (1980)