Chevy Chase: 94 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 4

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

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31 No, I'm mostly interested in my motels now. And my airline.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

32 Okay. Banker? -No, no. No, banker, no. Financial publishing. Thorne's Weekly? -Okay. Banker.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne; Dan Aykroyd as Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

33 Struck dumb at birth by a thunderclap. -My kind of woman.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne; Dan Aykroyd as Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

34 I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life. -What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards. I noticed you don't spend too much time there. -I'm not sure where they are. -Ah.

Ty Webb (Chevy Chase), Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe) in Caddyshack (1980)

35 Why don't you just blast your way in? -First, we have to serve the warrant to someone.

As Chris Thorne in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

36 You're not being the ball, Danny. -Well, it's kind of difficult with you talking like that. -Okay. I'm not talking. Stop talking. I'm not talking now. Be the ball.

Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe), Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) in Caddyshack (1980)

37 We're public relations... Summer inspection. Personal matter.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

38 Who, that girl? Oh, no, that's a waitress. No, I was just ordering in. She's a pool waitress.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

39 Why go to the car and get the bathing suit? Jump right in. It's exhilarating.

As Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

40 You take drugs, Danny? -Every day. -Good. So what's the problem? -I don't know. I don't know.

Ty Webb (Chevy Chase), Danny Noonan (Michael O'Keefe) in Caddyshack (1980)