Clark W. Griswold Movie Quotes & Lines – 52 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Jesus, it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

2 Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

3 Personally, I'd rather see a pile of mud than Eddie.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

4 I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful to this man for stopping us.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

5 This is no way to run a desert.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

6 Married? Oh, you mean those people I'm with?

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

7 You know, in order to be convincing, you have to look and act like an ordinary jerk.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

8 We watch his program. We buy his toys. We go to his movies. He owes us. Doesn't he owe us, huh?

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)

9 How do you like yours, Clark? -Oh, medium-rare, a little pink inside. -No, your bun. Light or dark?

Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase), Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) in Vacation (1983)

10 Oh, no. No, no, no. How could I like a girl like that? She's ugly. I love you.

Chevy Chase in Vacation (1983)