Randy Quaid: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Randy Quaid, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 On a personal note, sir, I'd just like to add that ever since I was kidnapped by aliens 10 years ago, I have been dying for some payback.

As Russell Casse in Independence Day (1996)

2 How do you like yours, Clark? -Oh, medium-rare, a little pink inside. -No, your bun. Light or dark?

3 In the words of my generation Up yours!

As Russell Casse in Independence Day (1996)

4 And now, wouldn't you know it, the Army cut my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough. Shoo.

As Cousin Eddie in Vacation (1983)

5 I was kidnapped by space aliens ten years ago! They did all kinds of experiments on me!

As Russell Casse in Independence Day (1996)

6 The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.

As Cousin Eddie in Vacation (1983)

7 She was born without a tongue. But don't worry about her. She whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.

As Cousin Eddie in Vacation (1983)

8 I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.

As Russell Casse in Independence Day (1996)

9 What's wrong with the dog? -Oh, he's just yacking on a bone. He's got it up. He's all right now.

Clark W. Griswold, Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

10 If that thing had nine lives, she just spent them all. Whoo!

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)