Randy Quaid: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 He's a Yankee? -Not exactly. If you're from California, you're not a Yankee. You're not really anything.

As Tim Daland in Days of Thunder

12 You smell something? -Fried _cat.

Cousin Eddie, Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

13 She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal.

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

14 Snots. Pretty name. We named him that because he's got this sinus condition.

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

15 All right, you alien assholes!

As Russell Casse in Independence Day (1996)

16 Hello, boys! I'm back!

As Russell Casse in Independence Day (1996)

17 He's destroyed both my cars. He's destroyed both my cars!

As Tim Daland in Days of Thunder

18 He's fired! You're fired! You're all fired. You hear me?

As Tim Daland in Days of Thunder

19 We're pretty well set up here in the RV. It's a little tight but we didn't come to impose.

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

20 A word of warning, though. If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish.

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)