She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal.
— Cousin Eddie, Eddie (Randy Quaid)
7 seconds sound clip from the Christmas Vacation (1989) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:42:38 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Yeah. If you don't remember, this here is Rocky.
- You better take a rain check on that. He's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet.
- Oh, my gosh! Her eyes aren't crossed anymore. That's something, ain't it?
- She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal.
- And this here's our pride and joy.
- Snots. Pretty name. We named him that because he's got this sinus condition.
- Snots, you roll over and let Uncle Clark scratch your belly.
[...]