Cousin Eddie: 20 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Cousin Eddie, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 How do you like yours, Clark? -Oh, medium-rare, a little pink inside. -No, your bun. Light or dark?

2 And now, wouldn't you know it, the Army cut my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough. Shoo.

Randy Quaid in Vacation (1983)

3 The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.

Randy Quaid in Vacation (1983)

4 She was born without a tongue. But don't worry about her. She whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.

Randy Quaid in Vacation (1983)

5 If that thing had nine lives, she just spent them all. Whoo!

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

6 What's wrong with the dog? -Oh, he's just yacking on a bone. He's got it up. He's all right now.

Clark W. Griswold, Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

7 You smell something? -Fried _cat.

Cousin Eddie, Clark W. Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

8 She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal.

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

9 You know, I told you I borrowed the RV from my neighbor? Nope. It's mine. We live in it.

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

10 Shitter was full! -Yeah.

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)