20 Quotes by Cousin Eddie (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: December 2, 2019

Find and rate the best quotes by Cousin Eddie, selected from famous or less known movies, radio, and other sources, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 How do you like yours, Clark? -Oh, medium-rare, a little pink inside. -No, your bun. Light or dark?

Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie in Vacation (1983)

2 What's wrong with the dog? -Oh, he's just yacking on a bone. He's got it up. He's all right now.

Quote from Christmas Vacation (1989)

3 If that thing had nine lives, she just spent them all. Whoo!

Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

4 She was born without a tongue. But don't worry about her. She whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.

Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie in Vacation (1983)

5 The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.

Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie in Vacation (1983)

6 And now, wouldn't you know it, the Army cut my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough. Shoo.

Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie in Vacation (1983)

7 You smell something? -Fried _cat.

Quote from Christmas Vacation (1989)

8 She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal.

Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

9 Snots. Pretty name. We named him that because he's got this sinus condition.

Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

10 We're pretty well set up here in the RV. It's a little tight but we didn't come to impose.

Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

20 Quotes by Cousin Eddie (Sound Clips)

1 How do you like yours, Clark? -Oh, medium-rare, a little pink inside. -No, your bun. Light or dark?

2 What's wrong with the dog? -Oh, he's just yacking on a bone. He's got it up. He's all right now.

3 If that thing had nine lives, she just spent them all. Whoo!

4 She was born without a tongue. But don't worry about her. She whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.

5 The bank's been after me like flies on a rib roast.

6 And now, wouldn't you know it, the Army cut my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough. Shoo.

7 You smell something? -Fried _cat.

8 She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal.

9 Snots. Pretty name. We named him that because he's got this sinus condition.

10 We're pretty well set up here in the RV. It's a little tight but we didn't come to impose.

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