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Movie-Sounds.org › Famous Movie Quotes › Vacation (1983)

And now, wouldn't you know it, the Army cut my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough. Shoo.

— Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid)

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12 seconds sound clip from the Vacation (1983) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:34:01 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, yeah? Well, how cool is this?

- Yeah. I'm real glad that things are going good for you, Clark.

- Mm-hm. Tsk.

- I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory.

- Ahem.

- And now, wouldn't you know it, the Army cut my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough. Shoo.

- Eddie, Clark and Ellen don't want to hear about our troubles.

- No, no. It's very interesting.

- Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as hell can't take a hint.

- Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but... Could you, maybe, spare a little extra cash?

[...]

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Sound clips of famous quotes and some of the best lines and phrases from the movie National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) that you can use as custom computer sounds.

Actors: Chevy Chase (Clark W. Griswold), Beverly D'Angelo (Ellen Griswold), Randy Quaid (Cousin Eddie), Imogene Coca (Aunt Edna), Anthony Michael Hall (Russell "Rusty" Griswold), Dana Barron (Audrey Griswold)

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