Cousin Eddie: 20 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

12 A word of warning, though. If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish.

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

13 We're pretty well set up here in the RV. It's a little tight but we didn't come to impose.

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

14 Snots. Pretty name. We named him that because he's got this sinus condition.

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

15 Shitter was full.

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

16 That's something, ain't it? You pet him on the belly and he'll love you till the day you die.

Randy Quaid as Eddie; Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation (1989)

17 I bet you could use a cool one, huh?

Randy Quaid in Vacation (1983)

18 I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself.

Randy Quaid in Vacation (1983)

19 Nothing but the best.

Randy Quaid in Vacation (1983)

20 I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory.

Randy Quaid in Vacation (1983)