257 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 26

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

251 Our forefathers brought... Four fathers? Did Lincoln have four fathers?

Quote from Kindergarten Cop

252 He wants me to serve the salad undressed.

Stan Laurel in A Chump at Oxford

253 You always saying you want quality time. Well, right now I got the time and you damn sure got the quality.

Martin Lawrence as Marcus Burnett in Bad Boys (1995)

254 When you marry champagne, you can't trade it in for beer. You're stuck with it.

Quote from The Leopard Man (1943)

255 Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

Peter Graves as Capt. Clarence Oveur in Airplane (1980)

256 The Weekly Volcano? -It's a magazine.

Quote from Little Women (1950)

257 Then by cloudy skies, I challenge thee to a joust! -Joust a minute, joust a minute. Joust, what is a joust?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)