249 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 24

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A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

231 He said gorilla, not guerrilla. Guer. Go. Huge difference, kids. Huge difference.

Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

232 More wine? -Wine not?

Harry Morgan as Carolinus in The Flight of Dragons (1982)

233 Where's my Stradivarius? -Here, sir. -I'll show them they can't fiddle around with old Firefly.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

234 Lucky for me I still got all my buttons. Bachelor, that is.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

235 Why hasn't my stampedin' been impeded?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

236 By gadfrey, you're not only a lion, you're a lyin' lion!

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

237 Where'd you learn your pitching? -From the farmer's daughter.

Peter Graves as Frank Price in Stalag 17 (1953)

238 Did you say job? I happen to be financially embarrassed. Mortified, even.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

239 Oh, that's very nice, isn't it? -That is a nose, Auguste. That is a nose. -You have a nose for noses.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

240 First, let's get to someone who can take these handcuffs off. -Say, you two are really attached to each other, aren't you?

Tommy Bond as Jimmy Olsen; Kirk Alyn as Clark Kent in Superman (1948)