257 Pun Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 24

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

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231 How many R's in territory? -Two.

John Wayne as Captain Nathan Brittles in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

232 Well, tell him the roads are the same for everyone. True? True? -Yes, Sire. -Then you tell him to walk faster.

Rod Steiger as Napoleon Bonaparte in Waterloo (1970)

233 Hand me the rap-rod, Plate Captain. -I beg your pardon, sir? -The phone, waiter!

Mark Wing-Davey as Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

234 How's everything? -Just like show business. There is no business.

Quote from In a Lonely Place

235 Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say, Mr. Gordon M. Sumner?

236 He said gorilla, not guerrilla. Guer. Go. Huge difference, kids. Huge difference.

Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

237 More wine? -Wine not?

Quote from The Flight of Dragons (1982)

238 Where's my Stradivarius? -Here, sir. -I'll show them they can't fiddle around with old Firefly.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

239 Lucky for me I still got all my buttons. Bachelor, that is.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

240 Why hasn't my stampedin' been impeded?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)