Captain Ron Quotes with Sound Clips

Captain Ron Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound bites of the best quotes and one liners from Captain Ron (1992), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Kurt Russell (Captain Ron), Martin Short (Martin Harvey), Mary Kay Place (Katherine Harvey)

1 Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. Yeah, I've always been a fast healer. You know. Of course, I believe in Jesus, so that helps.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

2 Hey, swab, come here. Listen up. The way it works shipboard is, you do your job. You do it good, you get a better job. Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate. All right, get on it.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

3 Yeah, diesels love their oil like a sailor loves his rum. -Huh! Yes, they do. Why is that, Captain Ron? -Ah, nobody knows. Huh.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell), Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

4 And you're sure you know the way? -Oh, yeah, no problem there. Any fool could find it. -Well, let's hope so, huh?

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell), Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

5 Well, dawn comes early on a boat. Right, Cap? -Yeah. Right about that, boss! Happens every morning just about sunup.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell), Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

6 I mean, we all have things we want to do in this life. I do, you do. Before we get a chance to do 'em, some window falls on us. Some truck flattens you or you catch some disease.

7 Well, you heard of Saint Croix? -Yeah! -We're going to the island just to the left of it. -What's it called? -Ted's! -Ted's?

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

8 When we left, we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan, and we are out of fuel!

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

9 Yeah, sort of an incentive kind of a deal, huh? -Aw, that's good. -Yeah, incentives are important. Learned that in rehab.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

10 You old dog. I bet she keeps your clock wound, huh? -No, that's my daughter, Caroline.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell), Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

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