Captain Ron Movie Quotes & Lines – 36 Classics (+ Audio)

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Captain Ron Rico, the charismatic and laid-back sailor from the 1992 sailing cult classic movie, in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Besides, if we get lost, we just gotta pull in somewheres and ask directions.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

2 Yeah, diesels love their oil like a sailor loves his rum. -Huh! Yes, they do. Why is that, Captain Ron? -Ah, nobody knows. Huh.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

3 This here the Harvey boat? -Who wants to know? -Captain Ron.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

4 You old dog. I bet she keeps your clock wound, huh? -No, that's my daughter, Caroline.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

5 Your boat sank? -No, no, no, not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef, huge son of a _. Ran the whole coast. -Wait. The Great Barrier Reef? -You heard of it, huh? Smart lady.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

6 It drips a lot of oil, doesn't it? -Hey, all diesels do that. -All diesels do that, honey.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

7 Yeah, sort of an incentive kind of a deal, huh? -Aw, that's good. -Yeah, incentives are important. Learned that in rehab.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

8 All right! Let's kick the tires and light the fires, huh?

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

9 Wait a minute. We don't even know if this thing is safe or not. -Eh, best way to find out is get her out on the ocean, Kitty. If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

10 All right. Well, just keep her pointed due north. Don't bump into anything. I'm gonna get some shut-eye.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

Captain Ron Movie Quotes & Lines – 36 Classics (+ Audio)

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