Captain Ron: 36 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Captain Ron Rico, the charismatic and laid-back sailor from the 1992 sailing cult classic movie, in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 It drips a lot of oil, doesn't it? -Hey, all diesels do that. -All diesels do that, honey.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron; Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

12 Your boat sank? -No, no, no, not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef, huge son of a _. Ran the whole coast. -Wait. The Great Barrier Reef? -You heard of it, huh? Smart lady.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

13 You old dog. I bet she keeps your clock wound, huh? -No, that's my daughter, Caroline.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron; Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

14 Yeah, diesels love their oil like a sailor loves his rum. -Huh! Yes, they do. Why is that, Captain Ron? -Ah, nobody knows. Huh.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron; Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

15 Come on, forget it. Come on, get up. It never did fit, anyway. Guess you gotta get 'em custom-made.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

16 What happened? -Nothing. Playing hide the salami in the shower. Oh, come on, man!

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

17 There's no need to panic. We know where we are. We've got our compass and we've got our chart. -You're right about that, boss. I've got it right here.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron; Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

18 You cretin! -Angeline's no Cretan, boss. She's a Puerto Rican. -I'm not talking to Angeline.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron; Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

19 You know, every time I'm up this way, she, uh, well, she wants my manhood, you know? It's... It's...

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

20 Hey! What are you holding in your hand? -Winch drum. -That's my girl!

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron