- What happened?
- Nothing. Playing hide the salami in the shower. Oh, come on, man!

Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

12 seconds sound clip from the Captain Ron movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:36:41.549 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- It's a lot of water.

- Well, it's a boat. It'll soak in.

- Well, I'll see you in the morning.

- Yes.

- Hey, you want me to close the door here, boss?

- Yes! That would be nice. Thanks.

- Oh, God.

- Hey!

- Whoa!

- Hey. You wouldn't be trying to cheat Captain Ron, now, would you, swab?

- No, honest.

- What happened?

- Nothing. Playing hide the salami in the shower. Oh, come on, man!

- Trip log, day five. At sea. So far, our adventure has consisted of chipping, sanding, painting and polishing. But I am happy to report the boat is starting to look a lot better.

- You know, all you have to do to make this look really great is just clean up this wood.

- Mom, it's all wood.

- However, I do have concerns about certain other aspects of the voyage.

- Aw, man! Dad, sander doesn't work.

- Here, I'll fix you up.

[...]