Captain Ron Movie Quotes & Lines – 36 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Captain Ron Rico, the charismatic and laid-back sailor from the 1992 sailing cult classic movie, in MP3 and WAV formats.

31 Hey! What are you holding in your hand? -Winch drum. -That's my girl!

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

32 You know, every time I'm up this way, she, uh, well, she wants my manhood, you know? It's... It's...

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

33 There's no need to panic. We know where we are. We've got our compass and we've got our chart. -You're right about that, boss. I've got it right here.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

34 Come on, forget it. Come on, get up. It never did fit, anyway. Guess you gotta get 'em custom-made.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

35 You cretin! -Angeline's no Cretan, boss. She's a Puerto Rican. -I'm not talking to Angeline.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

36 Pirates, just like you said, Captain Ron. -Yeah. Pirates are easy. It's the Cuban cops you gotta worry about.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron