Captain Ron Movie Quotes & Lines – 36 Classics (+ Audio) - page 4

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Captain Ron Rico, the charismatic and laid-back sailor from the 1992 sailing cult classic movie, in MP3 and WAV formats.

31 All right! Let's kick the tires and light the fires, huh?

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

32 Wait a minute. We don't even know if this thing is safe or not. -Eh, best way to find out is get her out on the ocean, Kitty. If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

33 All right, let's tie her off and kick back some cold ones, huh?

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron

34 Well, dawn comes early on a boat. Right, Cap? -Yeah. Right about that, boss! Happens every morning just about sunup.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron; Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

35 And you're sure you know the way? -Oh, yeah, no problem there. Any fool could find it. -Well, let's hope so, huh?

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron; Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

36 Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. Yeah, I've always been a fast healer. You know. Of course, I believe in Jesus, so that helps.

Kurt Russell in Captain Ron