Captain Ron Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound bites of the best quotes and one liners from Captain Ron (1992), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Kurt Russell (Captain Ron), Martin Short (Martin Harvey), Mary Kay Place (Katherine Harvey)

21 You know, every time I'm up this way, she, uh, well, she wants my manhood, you know? It's... It's...

22 Your boat sank? -No, no, no, not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef, huge son of a _. Ran the whole coast. -Wait. The Great Barrier Reef? -You heard of it, huh? Smart lady.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

23 All right! Let's kick the tires and light the fires, huh?

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

24 It's on this island, San Pomme de Terre. Doesn't that sound romantic? -That means potato. -No, it doesn't.

— Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

25 Wait a minute. We don't even know if this thing is safe or not. -Eh, best way to find out is get her out on the ocean, Kitty. If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

26 All right. Well, just keep her pointed due north. Don't bump into anything. I'm gonna get some shut-eye.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

27 Excuse me. -Will you please back off? I lost my eye, man.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

28 Hey, get your hands off that. -I was just moving it. I wasn't gonna drink it. -You bet your little bootie you wasn't. You want a beer, you get your own beer.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

29 Hey. Kommen Sie hier. I guess I'll go with a margarita, huh? -Yeah.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

30 Honey, where did you get this tattoo? -At Mamba's shop. -No, I mean, where on your body? -Mom, it's kind of private.

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