Captain Ron Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound bites of the best quotes and one liners from Captain Ron (1992), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Kurt Russell (Captain Ron), Martin Short (Martin Harvey), Mary Kay Place (Katherine Harvey)

31 Let me tell you something. This is not a toy. Okay? It's a highly complex piece of equipment. -I can see that, boss. I mean, there's all kind of buttons there.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell), Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

32 Okay, stop it! Don't let that water get in your mouth. It could give you diphtheria or something.

33 Okay, who was thoughtless enough to put food on the kitchen table? Did you do this? -Do what, Mom?

34 Pirates, just like you said, Captain Ron. -Yeah. Pirates are easy. It's the Cuban cops you gotta worry about.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

35 Slow down. There are boats all over the place. Ah, don't worry. They'll get out of the way. -Learned that driving the Saratoga. -The USS Saratoga? -Yeah, the old Sara.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell), Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

36 So... Of course, they don't understand English. I don't speak Spanish. So, obviously communications are gonna be a hair thick.

— Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

37 This here the Harvey boat? -Who wants to know? -Captain Ron.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell)

38 What about the eye thing though? -Oh, honey. I would never fire anybody because they were physically challenged.

39 You cretin! -Angeline's no Cretan, boss. She's a Puerto Rican. -I'm not talking to Angeline.

— Captain Ron (Kurt Russell), Martin Harvey (Martin Short)

40 You stole my wife, but you're not stealing my car!

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