Jerry Seinfeld: 65 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Jerry Seinfeld, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 So, I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. I find the ball a little grabby.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

2 We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, big-headed, bad-breathed stink machine. I believe we're all aware of what they do in the woods.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

3 Wow. The tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

4 Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. -Oh, yeah, it's no trouble. -Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

5 How should I start it? 'You like jazz?' No, that's no good.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

6 Scared out of my shorts. Check.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

7 Oh, there's the sun. Maybe that's a way out... I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

8 Humans? Humans? I can't believe you were with humans. Giant, scary humans. What were they like? -Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy, giant things. They drive around real crazy.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson; Matthew Broderick as Adam Flayman in Bee Movie

9 I love the smell of flowers. -Yeah? How do you like the smell of flames? -Not as much.

Barry B. Benson (Jerry Seinfeld), Ken (Patrick Warburton) in Bee Movie

10 I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. -I'll bet.

As Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie