Rufus T. Firefly: 42 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Rufus T. Firefly, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Hey! You wanna be a public nuisance? -Sure, how much does the job pay?

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

2 I'm willing to do anything to prevent this war. -It's too late. I've already paid a month's rent on the battlefield.

Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (1933)

3 Lieutenant! Why weren't the original indictment papers placed on my portfolio? -Why, I didn't think those papers were important at this time, Your Excellency. -You didn't think they were important? You realize I had my dessert wrapped in those papers?

Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (1933)

4 Dig trenches with our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We're buying ready-made. Here, run out and get some trenches. -Yes, sir.

Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (1933)

5 What is it? -General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do. -Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate soda, and a half a glass of water. -Yes, sir.

Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (1933)

6 Clear? Huh! Why, a 4-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.

Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (1933)

7 Never mind that stuff. Take a card. -Card? What'll I do with a card? -You can keep it. I've got 51 left.

Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (1933)

8 Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You'd better beat it. I hear they're gonna tear you down, and put up an office building where you're standing.

Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (1933)

9 This is a gala day for you. -Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle anymore.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

10 Members of the cabinet, we'll take up old business. -I wish to discuss the tariff. -Sit down, that's new business. No old business? Very well. Then we'll take up new business. -About that tariff... -Too late! That's old business already. Sit down.

Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (1933)