Chico Marx Movie Quotes & Lines – 26 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Mar 20, 2025

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1 Why, my partner, he's got a nose just like a bloodhound. -Really? -Yeah. And the rest of his face don't look so good either.

As Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

2 Hey! You wanna be a public nuisance? -Sure, how much does the job pay?

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

3 Hello. Hello. No, we no got a no rooms. We got a nothing. We got a no customers. We got a nothing.

As Chico in The Cocoanuts (1929)

4 You know what a lot is? -Yeah, it's too much. -I don't mean a whole lot. Just a little lot with nothing on it.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer; Chico Marx as Chico in The Cocoanuts (1929)

5 Oh, shut up! -I am shut up, but, mister, you no understand.

As Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

6 Look, he's a spy and I'm a spy. He work for me. I want him to find out something but he no find out what I wanna find out. Now how am I gonna find out what I wanna find out if he no find out what I gotta find out?

As Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

7 Have you got a license? -License? No, but my dog, he's got millions of 'em.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

8 Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army. -Why should we have a standing army? -Because then we save money on chairs!

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

9 That sort of testimony we can eliminate. -That's fine, I'll take some. -You'll take what? -A lemonade, a nice, cold glass of lemonade.

As Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

10 Hey, I got an uncle lives in Texas. -No, I'm talking about taxes, money, dollars. -Dallas! That's where my uncle lives, Dallas, Texas!

As Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

Chico Marx Movie Quotes & Lines – 26 Classics (+ Audio)

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