Stan Laurel Movie Quotes & Lines – 57 Classics (+ Audio)

Stan Laurel in 1931

Laugh along with Stan Laurel (June 16, 1890 – February 23, 1965), the beloved half of the legendary Laurel and Hardy duo. Enjoy his unforgettable movie quotes, each accompanied by humorous sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Sure, he's nuts. He's got bees in his cockpit, that's what's the matter with him.

In A Chump at Oxford

2 Er, by the way, er, Fatty... I've noticed lately that you're getting terribly sloven.

In A Chump at Oxford

3 Well, you don't seem to have the dignity becoming of a lackey.

In A Chump at Oxford

4 Now chin up, chin up. No, no, no, both of them.

In A Chump at Oxford

5 Gracious, Fatty, what is this? Senna tea? Take this stuff away immediately. Don't let it occur again. My goodness.

In A Chump at Oxford

6 You're right. You can't turn blood into a stone.

As Stannie Dum in Babes in Toyland (1934)

7 It's just a matter of pouring one ear into another and coming out the other side. It can't be done.

As Stannie Dum in Babes in Toyland (1934)

8 Upset? I'm house broken.

As Stannie Dum in Babes in Toyland (1934)

9 Doesn't taste like pig sausage to me! Tastes like pork.

As Stannie Dum in Babes in Toyland (1934)

10 Let's drop a rock on him, then we'll make him dead when he's alive.

As Stannie Dum in Babes in Toyland (1934)

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