Stan Laurel: 57 Movie Quotes with Audio

Laugh along with Stan Laurel (June 16, 1890 – February 23, 1965), the beloved half of the legendary Laurel and Hardy duo. Enjoy his unforgettable movie quotes, each accompanied by humorous sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Now chin up, chin up. No, no, no, both of them.

In A Chump at Oxford

2 Er, by the way, er, Fatty... I've noticed lately that you're getting terribly sloven.

In A Chump at Oxford

3 Well, you don't seem to have the dignity becoming of a lackey.

In A Chump at Oxford

4 Sure, he's nuts. He's got bees in his cockpit, that's what's the matter with him.

In A Chump at Oxford

5 Gracious, Fatty, what is this? Senna tea? Take this stuff away immediately. Don't let it occur again. My goodness.

In A Chump at Oxford

6 Read his character. -I just did, he's a phoney. It's another rib.

Oliver Hardy as Ollie; Stan Laurel in A Chump at Oxford

7 I can't believe my ears. -Well, if you can't believe those ears, you can't believe anything.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Utopia (1951)

8 Suppose you were a mouse and you wanted something to eat, where would you go? -I'd go where there was cheese, of course.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

9 Sure, he's got ribs all over his face. See them?

In A Chump at Oxford

10 You know what the trouble is, don't you? We never had no education, that's what's the matter. We're not illiterate enough.

In A Chump at Oxford