Stan Laurel Movie Quotes & Lines – 57 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

Laugh along with Stan Laurel (June 16, 1890 – February 23, 1965), the beloved half of the legendary Laurel and Hardy duo. Enjoy his unforgettable movie quotes, each accompanied by humorous sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

21 Pardon my valet being so horribly stupid.

In A Chump at Oxford

22 Coming all the way from America to Switzerland to sell mousetraps. Whatever gave you that idea? -I thought there'd be more mice here than anywhere.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

23 And just why should there be more mice here than any place else in the world? -Don't they make more cheese here?

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

24 We're what? -We're flat broke. -Does that mean we haven't any money?

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

25 Suppose you were a mouse and you wanted something to eat, where would you go? -I'd go where there was cheese, of course.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

26 Why isn't there apple pie? -Why don't you tell him? He's got his face all upset for it. Haven't you?

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

27 Make apple pie. Make lots of apple pie! -Yes! Make a hundred apple pies. -Yeah, and make me an apple dumpling.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

28 How can you tell? - It's easy. Look at the silly, sloppy look on your face. Look at it.

As Stan in Swiss Miss (1938)

29 Say, do you know what? -What? -We forgot to serenade her.

As Stan in Swiss Miss (1938)

30 Even your own brother wouldn't know you. -I haven't got a brother. -The brother that you haven't got wouldn't even know you.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

Stan Laurel Movie Quotes & Lines – 57 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

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