Stan Laurel Movie Quotes & Lines – 57 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

Laugh along with Stan Laurel (June 16, 1890 – February 23, 1965), the beloved half of the legendary Laurel and Hardy duo. Enjoy his unforgettable movie quotes, each accompanied by humorous sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

51 And you, what are you playing hooky from? -Taxes! -Yeah, we don't like taxes!

As Stan in Utopia (1951)

52 You know, I think I'm going to like this place. -It's swell. You don't have to shave or anything.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Suzy Delair as Chérie Lamour in Utopia (1951)

53 It was a terrible night, dark as pitch. -It was so pitch, you couldn't see your hand behind your back. -Exactly, Stanley!

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Utopia (1951)

54 Why don't you hang him? -You have just given me an excellent idea.

As Stan in Utopia (1951)

55 He wants me to serve the salad undressed.

In A Chump at Oxford

56 How can you tell? - It's easy. Look at the silly, sloppy look on your face. Look at it.

As Stan in Swiss Miss (1938)

57 Even your own brother wouldn't know you. -I haven't got a brother. -The brother that you haven't got wouldn't even know you.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)