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Oliver Hardy Movie Quotes & Lines – 59 Classics (+ Audio)

Oliver Hardy in 1950

Discover Oliver Hardy's (January 18, 1892 – August 7, 1957) timeless humor through his best movie quotes. Listen to his classic lines with corresponding sound clips, ready for download in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Stanley, you are the people!
As Ollie in Utopia (1951)

2 Wait a minute. All we're doing is going around in circles.
As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

3 Why, that's neither pig nor pork! It's beef!
As Ollie Dee in Babes in Toyland (1934)

4 Let's get the cannon and give them a parting shot!
As Ollie Dee in Babes in Toyland (1934)

5 We're the best they could do at the last moment.
As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

6 There's everything from soup to nuts, folks. Come and get it!
As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

7 What do you mean, three Rs? -Well, reading, writing and... and... figuring.
Stan Laurel; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

8 I have the directions clearly in my mind.
As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

9 Sit down. You're crazy. You've been going around in circles all day and you're dizzy.
As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

10 No wonder - smoking those big black cigars, they're too strong for you. Certainly.
As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

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