59 Quotes by Oliver Hardy (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: March 30, 2024

Discover Oliver Hardy's (January 18, 1892 – August 7, 1957) timeless humor through his best movie quotes. Listen to his classic lines with corresponding sound clips, ready for download in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Stanley, you are the people!

As Ollie in Utopia (1951)

2 Wait a minute. All we're doing is going around in circles.

As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

3 Why, that's neither pig nor pork! It's beef!

As Ollie Dee in Babes in Toyland (1934)

4 Let's get the cannon and give them a parting shot!

As Ollie Dee in Babes in Toyland (1934)

5 We're the best they could do at the last moment.

As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

6 There's everything from soup to nuts, folks. Come and get it!

As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

7 What do you mean, three Rs? -Well, reading, writing and... and... figuring.

As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

8 I have the directions clearly in my mind.

As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

9 Sit down. You're crazy. You've been going around in circles all day and you're dizzy.

As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

10 No wonder - smoking those big black cigars, they're too strong for you. Certainly.

As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

59 Quotes by Oliver Hardy (Sound Clips)

1 Stanley, you are the people!

2 Wait a minute. All we're doing is going around in circles.

3 Why, that's neither pig nor pork! It's beef!

4 Let's get the cannon and give them a parting shot!

5 We're the best they could do at the last moment.

6 There's everything from soup to nuts, folks. Come and get it!

7 What do you mean, three Rs? -Well, reading, writing and... and... figuring.

8 I have the directions clearly in my mind.

9 Sit down. You're crazy. You've been going around in circles all day and you're dizzy.

10 No wonder - smoking those big black cigars, they're too strong for you. Certainly.

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