Oliver Hardy Movie Quotes & Lines – 59 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

Discover Oliver Hardy's (January 18, 1892 – August 7, 1957) timeless humor through his best movie quotes. Listen to his classic lines with corresponding sound clips, ready for download in MP3 and WAV formats.

21 When I knew you, I had more brains in my little finger than you had in your whole carcass, even with your overcoat on!

As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

22 Coming all the way from America to Switzerland to sell mousetraps. Whatever gave you that idea? -I thought there'd be more mice here than anywhere.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

23 And just why should there be more mice here than any place else in the world? -Don't they make more cheese here?

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

24 We're what? -We're flat broke. -Does that mean we haven't any money?

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

25 Suppose you were a mouse and you wanted something to eat, where would you go? -I'd go where there was cheese, of course.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

26 That's my idea. -It's a splendid idea. -It's just an idea of my own.

As Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

27 No apple pie? -No, sir. -Just what kind of a hotel is this?

As Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

28 Why isn't there apple pie? -Why don't you tell him? He's got his face all upset for it. Haven't you?

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

29 Let me tell you something. I've had better chefs than you discharged for not having apple pie. -Absolutely.

As Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

30 Make apple pie. Make lots of apple pie! -Yes! Make a hundred apple pies. -Yeah, and make me an apple dumpling.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

Oliver Hardy Movie Quotes & Lines – 59 Classics (+ Audio) - page 3

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