Oliver Hardy: 59 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 4

Discover Oliver Hardy's (January 18, 1892 – August 7, 1957) timeless humor through his best movie quotes. Listen to his classic lines with corresponding sound clips, ready for download in MP3 and WAV formats.

31 That brandy is put there for a humane purpose and anyone that would stoop so low as to touch it without a just cause should be shot. -He certainly should.

As Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

32 A what? -A monkey. -Well, it doesn't surprise me a bit. If you don't quit drinking that brandy, you'll be seeing pink elephants.

As Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

33 If you love me like I love you, I'd love you better than Irish stew. Bo-boop-be-do.

As Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

34 We haven't got any money. -We did have, but they took it all for taxes!

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Utopia (1951)

35 Now, listen. If you think I've eaten your roll and your potato and drank your wine, weigh me. -Well, if you didn't, who did?

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Utopia (1951)

36 In other words, use your head. -What for? -Well, you could use yours for a bowling ball! -You mean one of those with a hole in? -Exactly!

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Utopia (1951)

37 Take a peep! -I'm too popped to peep.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Utopia (1951)

38 Now, what kind of government do we want? -Very little government would be good, I think. -Without too many laws. -And no passports.

Oliver Hardy as Ollie; Paul Frees as Antoine; Suzy Delair as Chérie Lamour in Utopia (1951)

39 I'll have you thrown off of this island for that! -Yeah, we'll have you imported!

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Utopia (1951)

40 I can't believe my ears. -Well, if you can't believe those ears, you can't believe anything.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Utopia (1951)