Oliver Hardy Movie Quotes & Lines – 59 Classics (+ Audio) - page 5

Discover Oliver Hardy's (January 18, 1892 – August 7, 1957) timeless humor through his best movie quotes. Listen to his classic lines with corresponding sound clips, ready for download in MP3 and WAV formats.

41 I can't believe my ears. -Well, if you can't believe those ears, you can't believe anything.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Utopia (1951)

42 It's a certainty that anything you can do I can do!

As Ollie Dee in Babes in Toyland (1934)

43 So far, so good. -It wasn't so far. We just came across the street.

Stan Laurel as Stannie Dum; Oliver Hardy as Ollie Dee in Babes in Toyland (1934)

44 Haven't I had enough water?

As Ollie Dee in Babes in Toyland (1934)

45 Not house broken. He means heart broken.

As Ollie Dee in Babes in Toyland (1934)

46 I smell a rat!

As Ollie Dee in Babes in Toyland (1934)

47 Well, if he wants the salad undressed, that's the way he'll have it. Go get the salad.

As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

48 Hmph. Einstein... If it wasn't for that bump on the head, he wouldn't know Einstein from a beer stein.

As Ollie in A Chump at Oxford

49 Just a moment, just a moment. Pardon this odd intrusion, we really meant no harm. Don't get yourself a-flutter, there's no need for alarm.

As Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

50 Well, we can't help being help.

As Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

Oliver Hardy Movie Quotes & Lines – 59 Classics (+ Audio) - page 5

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