Oliver Hardy Movie Quotes & Lines – 59 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

Discover Oliver Hardy's (January 18, 1892 – August 7, 1957) timeless humor through his best movie quotes. Listen to his classic lines with corresponding sound clips, ready for download in MP3 and WAV formats.

51 Everything ain't just all right.

As Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

52 Yeah. It's going to be a big holiday, isn't it? -Yeah. All the countryside gathers for merrymaking.

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Swiss Miss (1938)

53 There's one thing about us. We always believe in business before pleasure. You see...

As Ollie in Utopia (1951)

54 Friendship! -Friendship. That's something really swell, no? -No! Definitely no!

Oliver Hardy as Ollie; Paul Frees as Antoine in Utopia (1951)

55 It was a terrible night, dark as pitch. -It was so pitch, you couldn't see your hand behind your back. -Exactly, Stanley!

Stan Laurel as Stan; Oliver Hardy as Ollie in Utopia (1951)

56 Nationality? -I haven't any! -You see, he is what is known as a stateless man. Or in other words, a misplaced person.

As Ollie in Utopia (1951)

57 How much do I owe you, buddy? -Nothing. -Nothing at all? -Oh, absolutely nothing. This is a free country.

As Ollie in Utopia (1951)

58 Now I'll make a tour round the island and test the public's reaction. -You don't have to. They're coming to visit you.

Oliver Hardy as Ollie; Paul Frees as Antoine in Utopia (1951)

59 Here's another mess you've gotten us into.

As Ollie Dee in Babes in Toyland (1934)

Oliver Hardy Movie Quotes & Lines – 59 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

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