57 Quotes by Stan Laurel (Sound Clips) - page 2

Stan Laurel in 1931

Laugh along with Stan Laurel (June 16, 1890 – February 23, 1965), the beloved half of the legendary Laurel and Hardy duo. Enjoy his unforgettable movie quotes, each accompanied by humorous sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 You know what the trouble is, don't you? We never had no education, that's what's the matter. We're not illiterate enough.

As Stan in A Chump at Oxford

12 What do you mean, three Rs? -Well, reading, writing and... and... figuring.

As Stan in A Chump at Oxford

13 Say, I thought you said you could read character. -I can, but he was two-faced.

As Stan in A Chump at Oxford

14 Say, do you know what? We didn't have any sleep last night. - That's right. In this excitement, I completely forgot it.

As Stan in A Chump at Oxford

15 Say, I wonder who that old buzzard is over there. -Oh, probably some old cockroach that had this room before we did.

As Stan in A Chump at Oxford

16 Say, did you ever see a face like that anywhere except in a zoo?- Sure. In a monkey house.

As Stan in A Chump at Oxford

17 Read his character. -I just did, he's a phoney. It's another rib.

As Stan in A Chump at Oxford

18 Sure, he's got ribs all over his face. See them?

As Stan in A Chump at Oxford

19 Who is this coarse person with the foreign accent?

As Stan in A Chump at Oxford

20 Show this common person the egress and eject him forcibly.

As Stan in A Chump at Oxford

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