Nick And Fetcher Movie Quotes & Lines – 17 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Dec 2, 2025

Nick and Fetcher quotes & lines from Chicken Run – play, rate and laugh at every cheeky scam and bad bargain with short MP3/WAV audio clips from the movie.

1 The exits are located here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees and... -Kiss your bum good-bye.

Phil Daniels in Chicken Run

2 Poultry in motion!

Timothy Spall in Chicken Run

3 It's raining hen!

Phil Daniels in Chicken Run

4 Ladies, please. Let's not lose our heads. -Lose our heads? Aaaah!

Nick And Fetcher (Timothy Spall), Bunty From Chicken Run (Timothy Spall) in Chicken Run

5 Eggs from heaven! -No! From her bum!

Timothy Spall in Chicken Run

6 They're gonna kill themselves. Wanna watch? -Yeah, all right.

Phil Daniels in Chicken Run

7 Same as always. One bag of seed. -You call this pay? -It's chicken feed.

Nick And Fetcher (Timothy Spall), Ginger From Chicken Run (Timothy Spall) in Chicken Run

8 What else could we give you? -Eggs. -Eggs? -Eggs. -We can't give you our eggs. They're too valuable. -And so are we.

Nick And Fetcher (Timothy Spall), Ginger From Chicken Run (Timothy Spall) in Chicken Run

9 After you, Fetcher. -After I what? -Move! -Ooh!

Phil Daniels in Chicken Run

10 Anyway, guv, here it is. El merchandiso. -That's Spanish.

Timothy Spall in Chicken Run