253 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 A hospital, what is it? -It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now.

Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

12 They'll head for sea by way of Short Island Sound.

Quote from Batman (1966)

13 Werewolf? -There. -What? -There wolf. There castle.

Marty Feldman as Igor; Gene Wilder as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein (1974)

14 Did your parents have any children that lived? I'll bet they regret that.

Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

15 Now I'm gonna turn you into a cat who's lost all his nine lives, or my name isn't Ghost Killer.

Quote from The 72 Desperate Rebels (1978)

16 You can count on me to hold forth with all my charm. Or fifth, even.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear, Snagglepuss, Huckleberry Hound, Augie Doggie; Snagglepuss in Yogi's First Christmas (1980)

17 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

18 Oh. Ha, ha. Is that a bee joke?

Renée Zellweger as Vanessa Bloome in Bee Movie

19 If the hiccups can't hiccup, then they'll have to hic-down.

Owl in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

20 With you? In love with a pig? Oh, wait till I tell the guys in Marketing. Maybe you expect me to go hog-wild? Maybe, perhaps, you could bring home the bacon? Oh, the sounds of love. Sooey! Oink, oink!

Jim Henson as Kermit The Frog in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)