257 Pun Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

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11 A hospital, what is it? -It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now.

Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

12 With you? In love with a pig? Oh, wait till I tell the guys in Marketing. Maybe you expect me to go hog-wild? Maybe, perhaps, you could bring home the bacon? Oh, the sounds of love. Sooey! Oink, oink!

Jim Henson as Kermit The Frog in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

13 You can count on me to hold forth with all my charm. Or fifth, even.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear, Snagglepuss, Huckleberry Hound, Augie Doggie; Snagglepuss in Yogi's First Christmas (1980)

14 Werewolf? -There. -What? -There wolf. There castle.

Marty Feldman as Igor; Gene Wilder as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein (1974)

15 If the hiccups can't hiccup, then they'll have to hic-down.

Owl in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

16 Now I'm gonna turn you into a cat who's lost all his nine lives, or my name isn't Ghost Killer.

Quote from The 72 Desperate Rebels (1978)

17 Poultry in motion!

Timothy Spall as Nick; Nick And Fetcher in Chicken Run

18 Did your parents have any children that lived? I'll bet they regret that.

Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

19 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

20 They'll head for sea by way of Short Island Sound.

Quote from Batman (1966)