- Declared war? There's no-one even living there.
- Yes, but there will be one day, so we've left a sort of open-ended ultimatum.
— Ford Prefect (David Dixon)
9 seconds sound clip from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981) - Episode 6 sitcom.
You can hear this line at 00:26:04.113 in the Blu-ray version of the TV Series.
Quote context
[...]
- And the wheel. What about this wheel thing? They say it's a fascinating project.
- Yeah, well we are having a little difficulty there.
- Difficulty? It's the single simplest machine in the entire universe!
- All right, Mr Wise Guy! You're so clever, you tell us what color it should be!
- Almighty Zarquon! Has no one done anything yet?
- Yes. I have declared war on the next continent.
- Declared war? There's no-one even living there.
- Yes, but there will be one day, so we've left a sort of open-ended ultimatum.
- And blown up a few military installations.
- Military installations, Number Two?
- Yes, sir. Well, potential military installations. All right. Trees.
- And we interrogated a gazelle.
- Yes. And, and one of our surviving film producers rescued a camera from the wreckage.
- He wants to make a documentary about you, Captain.
[...]