Arthur Dent: 50 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

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21 Good grief! Is this really the interior of a flying saucer? -Yes. What do you think? -Well, it's a bit squalid, isn't it?

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

22 What's so wrong about being drunk? -Ask a glass of water.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

23 Excuse me, but what exactly am I doing with this fish in my ear? -It's translating for you. Look in the book under Babel Fish.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

24 I'll never be cruel to a gin and tonic again!

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

25 What the hell is that? -If we're lucky, it's a Vogon guard come to throw us into space. -And if we are unlucky? -The Vogon captain might want to read us some of his poetry first.

Arthur Dent (Simon Jones), Ford Prefect (David Dixon) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

26 I woke up this morning, thought I'd have a nice, relaxed day, do a bit of reading, brush the dog. It's now just after 4:00 in the afternoon and I'm already being thrown out of an alien spaceship, five light-years from the smoking remains of the Earth.

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

27 It's at times like this, stuck in a Vogon airlock, with a man from Betelgeuse, about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I wish I had listened to what my mother told me when I was young. -What did she tell you? -I don't know, I didn't listen!

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

28 This is my idea of a spaceship. All gleaming metal, flashing lights... Everything.

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

29 Along comes this friend of yours, and says, 'Hey, doll. Is this guy boring you? Why don't you come and talk to me? I'm from a different planet.'

Simon Jones in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

30 Did it have oceans? -Oh, yes. Great big, wide, rolling, blue oceans. -Can't bear oceans.

Marvin The Paranoid Android (David Learner), Arthur Dent (Simon Jones) in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy