• Random Quote
  • Actors
  • Characters
  • Movie Genres
    • Cartoons
    • Classics
    • Comedy
    • Disney
    • Famous
    • Horror
    • More Genres
  • Sound Effects
  • Topics A-Z
  • Resources
Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Jerk

Well, I could take 50 of the doughnuts, and deposit the other 200 beauties.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
[ 0 ]
MP3
118 kB
WAV
1 MB

6 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:04:34.237 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Can I cash this?

- Sure. You can do whatever you like. It's your money. It's a cashier's check.

- Wow! I can use money.

- Yes, I have a cashier's check, and I'd like to cash it.

- How much is it for?

- 250 big ones. 250 dollarinies. That's 250 doughnuts.

- You wanna cash this?

- Well, I could take 50 of the doughnuts, and deposit the other 200 beauties.

- Have a seat, Mr., uh... Johnson.

- I will need two pieces of identification.

- Ah, yes. I have my temporary driver's license. and my Astronaut Application form.

- I didn't pass that, though. I failed everything but the 'Date of Birth.'

- I didn't get the job.

[...]

Top rated lines from this movie

Whoa Lordie. Pick a bale of cotton. Whoa Lordie. Pick a bale a day. (2)
Remember how you told me to take unnecessary lessons? Well, I just took a lesson.
You're not carnival personnel!
So remember, guard this station with your life. Because my sex life is in your hands.
Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothin'.
The Jerk Sound Clip

The Jerk movie poster

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

[Amazon link] #ad

Latest Movie Sound Bites

The Muppet Movie (1979) The Muppet Movie (1979)
Boogie Nights (1997) Boogie Nights (1997)
The Wedding Singer (1998) The Wedding Singer (1998)
Midway (1976) Midway (1976)
Darkwing Duck (1991) Darkwing Duck (1991)

Poll

You are using film sounds:







  Results

MOVIE-SOUNDS.ORG - Download and listen to lines and quotes from movies which can be used as ringtones. A movie phrases and sayings search engine.

 

All the movie sound clips on this site are just short samples from the original sources, in mp3, wav or other popular audio formats. The copyrighted, unlicensed movie samples are shorter in comparison to the original movie. Samples do not exceed 10 seconds or less than 1% of the length of the original movie, which is shorter. All the sounds retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies (read the full disclaimer and disclosures)

Contact | Privacy policy