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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Jerk

- I need a pen.
- Pen. Okay.
- Right here.
- Thank you.

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4 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:05:09.372 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Have a seat, Mr., uh... Johnson.

- I will need two pieces of identification.

- Ah, yes. I have my temporary driver's license. and my Astronaut Application form.

- I didn't pass that, though. I failed everything but the 'Date of Birth.'

- I didn't get the job.

- Everything's in order. If you'll just endorse this, right there.

- I need a pen.

- Pen. Okay.

- Right here.

- Thank you.

- And fill out this deposit slip right there.

- All right. The endorsing and filling out of the deposit slip.

- Two hundred and fifty thousand...

- Dear Harry. Guess what? I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams, but I haven't forgotten our deal.

- Here's that postcard I promised you. I'll bet you thought you'd never get it, huh? Your friend forever, Navin.

[...]

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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